Celebrate March 20th - Steak And Blowjob Day

Posted by: SwampThing on Saturday, March 20, 2004 - 12:04 PM

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to
display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique
gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them
more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret;
guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your
face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of
weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left
out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either
too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective
and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies
finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains
it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day
will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love
machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and
BJs.
steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net (c) Carlo Zottmann. Original content &
idea (c) Storm & Birdsey @ FNX Radio Network Boston, MA, USA. (Thanks to
Cindy of derangements.com for the info.)

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